Top five reasons writers starve

5. There are only 24 hours in a day and 48 hours worth of things that need to be done.

4. Keyboards still can not be manipulated with the mind - hands slow down getting the thoughts on the computer.

3. Distractions such as pets needing to be fed, bathroom breaks, writers needing food, and falling unconscious clutching the keyboard.

2. Lack of an IV tube means that nutrients have to be consumed, thus slowing the writer as they are forced to type one handed.

and the number one reason writer's starve -

1. .................................................................. uhhh...... :::drums fingers on desk trying to think:::...... well... they can't think of what in the heck they are trying to write about.